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Not a lot of people know this - but - the wee paper is run and controled by shape shifting hermaphrodite
space aliens from the planet Xarg .
Doesnt it seem quite strange to you that the wee paper have a habit of brushing aside certain news storys ? .
The truth about what *really* goes on in Johnstone is not for the weak minded
and you read these storys at your own risk .
(For your information the dates shown here use the Xarg Calender and not the Earth calender your used to by way of respecting the Xargs)
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